I am Karan from Olympia, WA.
Almost every other name used here is a pseodonympseudonimpseudonymn alias.
The rest of it is true - mostly - and all of it is my own.
Don't even think about taking any of it, unless of course, you want to pay me.
Random Wisdom:
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it - Henry David Thoreau
...specifically, me. Yesteday, I participated in this event and for the second time, somebody threw coffee on me. While pleasant enough at first, it quickly starts to smell like Uncle Bud’s late afternoon coffee breath.
Next time, I am planning to dress more appropriately...like in one of these.