We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi
I am Karan from Olympia, WA.
Almost every other name used here is a pseodonym pseudonim pseudonymn alias.
The rest of it is true - mostly - and all of it is my own.
Don't even think about taking any of it, unless of course, you want to pay me.
The counter says that 1947129
have been flummelized, but I
personally think it's all a big lie.
Speaking of lies....
If you’ve ever spawned a volatile, highly dramatic child, I recommend that either you head to a convent or send her there.
I’ve decided to keep a Rejjie-o-Meter to document my own Rejjie’s upness and downess.
If you see a thumbs up, this is a Rejjie-who-loves-her-mommy (and/or is smart enough to treat me well because she wants something) kind of day. If this is a Rejjie-who-hates-her-mother-day, you’ll see a thumbs down.
I know, thumbs up / thumbs down, real original.
I’ll place it over there in the boxed in column to the right, not coincidentally right below the Volcano Cam.
disclaimer: I do know that somewhere in that twisted teenage mind of hers, she always loves me, so maybe a more accurate description of a thumbs down day is a reflection of a day she wishes I lived on a far-away mountain top. The truth is that it’s likely that at the same time, I wish that too.
Update: I realized that I neglected to provide for “neutral days” so I made a graphic to add to the Rejjie-o-Meter: 
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